11 3 / 2014
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
04 3 / 2014
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
03 3 / 2014
Derek posts the ad because he’s desperate.
It’s a primal sort of desperation; he feels like a cornered rat with a shoe coming down on his head. Every time someone calls he gets to hear “I’m just worried”. From his parents, his Nana, his aunts and uncles, his friends, his coworkers - but “I’m just worried” isn’t what drives him to Craigslist.
It’s his sisters.
Laura and Cora go above and beyond “I’m just worried”. Derek has been duped into four blind dates in the past six months. One ended with Derek breaking up a fight between his date and a bartender, then letting her throw up into a salad bowl in his apartment because he couldn’t remember where she lived and she wouldn’t tell him. She spent a good chunk of the night crying about a cat she had when she was nine, and how it got hit by a snowmobile her older brother was driving.
It was a fun time for everyone.